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X Factor US 2011: Top 9 Perform: Giving Thanks
06 December, 2011 8:16 AM
Published by ePastorJames
What a perfect time to have a double elimination in this competition: On the week of Thanksgiving! Gee, how swell. Bet these two acts have a lot to be thankful for, eh? Well, we know that the top 7 sure as hell did!
The Top 9's theme was GIVING THANKS. And it was just as sob story-ridden and mind-numbingly Ambienesque as you can imagine. It took me forever to muster up the strength to complete this recap, and once you have seen all of the performances, you should be able to grasp just how come....
Recap and videos after the JUMP....
RACHEL CROW
"I Believe" (Yolanda Adams)
At once, less horrifying yet more appalling. Trotted out the "crackbaby" card again, and worse a tent of a dress that I'm convinced houses her biological parents. Hey, movin' on up from that cardboard in the alley, no?
~Scores~
C-
6/10
MARCUS CANTY
"A Song for Mama" (Boyz II Men)
Big improvement on last week, even if it was rather bland and unmemorable. As a result, he wound up in the Bottom 2 for the first time. A competent vocal performance, at least.
~Scores~
C+
7/10
7/10
MELANIE AMARO
"The World's Greatest" (R. Kelly)
Who cares about what she sang? Did anyone witness that BATSHIT CRAZY voodoo tongue-speaking spectacle after her performance?! It was the most entertaining moment of the season! Melanie has been suppressing her accent and finally decided she needed to be interesting for a change, and thus revealed it to the nation...and prompted Simon to beg for votes out of fear.
~Scores~
C-
6/10
CHRIS RENÉ
"Let It Be" (The Beatles)/"Young Homie" (Chris René)
Certainly no song can be considered "untouchable" on these shows anymore, and who really cares anyway? Nobody's catalogue should be off-limits. The first song was delivered in a different way, but he sold in a less heavy-handed kinda way. Then he mashed it up with his original song, still the biggest hit from auditions on YouTube, and the entire concept blossomed together terrifically. He was the only one tonight who didn't attempt to bore me to sleep, so kudos for that as well. In addition to that, his Thanksgiving 'sob story' was actually legit and interesting, and not pandering. Love this guy!
~Scores~
A-
9/10
LAKODA RAYNE
"You Belong with Me" (Taylor Swift)
I love this performance–because it's their last performance ever as a group! ♥♥♥♥ The actual performance was, of course, mediocre-to-appalling as per usual. I think they were off-key in spots, but I can't be arsed to rewatch, so screw it. Poor Paula....You really should've pandered to the tweens and put through The Brewer Boys instead....
~Scores~
F
4/10
LEROY BELL
"Angel" (Sarah McLachlan)
At least this guy, on the other hand, left on a high note. This was a good performance, albeit with a snoozer of a song choice. Not only is it overdone, but it's just a dull, dreary song. A wiser selection would've been "I Will Remember You", from the same artist. I'm pretty certain it hasn't been done on any major version of these shows. On the other hand, given the circumstances, it would've proven to be, well...quite ironic, no?
~Scores~
B
8/10
8/10
ASTRO
"Show Me What You Got" (Jay-Z)
The music on this song was love. The performance, however, was the first time I felt genuinely burned-out on Astro. (Not including his useless final showdown performance last week, that is.) This would be something we'd see on an eventual album from him, but meh, whatever.
~Scores~
C-
6/10
DREW
"Skyscraper" (Demi Lovato)
Drew's VT was quite endearing, showing her to be just a kid. The undercurrent of that message, however, might be: She's far too young to be here. This time, she chose the song, and it was strangely like just about everything she had ever done previously. Quite a detrimental move there, Drew, as it started off decently but veered into audible hell in the latter half of the performance. Note: All of these sparse piano melodies don't properly highlight your voice. Oh, dear.
~Scores~
D+
5.5/10
JOSH KRAJCIK
"Wild Horses" (The Rolling Stones/Susan Boyle)
I'll never comprehend why people love this dull song so much. Like with "Angel", I just find it boring and a waste of my ears' time. There's nothing wrong with ballads, but ones reeking of such a potent cheese factor...oy. But to his credit, Josh sang it pretty well. There's just no excitement factor. He played the piano though, inching him closer to victory!
~Scores~
C+
7/10
RANKINGS:
- Chris René
- LeRoy Bell
- Josh Krajcik
- Marcus Canty
- Melanie Amaro
- Rachel Crow
- Astro
- Drew
- Lakoda Rayne
NOTE: Keep in mind, I base my
rankings and grades purely off of various points of success within the
performance, all correlating with how much I enjoy them individually.
They are not ranked on technical vocals, nor on how good the contestants
are regardless of their performances.
Results
Results
BOTTOM 3:
~Lakoda Rayne~ (Lowest amount of votes; evicted instantly!)
LeRoy Bell vs. Marcus Canty
LeRoy Bell vs. Marcus Canty
Marcus Canty - "You Lost Me" (Christina Aguilera) = C; 6.5/10
[VIDEO]
LeRoy Bell - "Don't Let Me Down" (The Beatles) = B; 8/10
[VIDEO]
[VIDEO]
LeRoy Bell - "Don't Let Me Down" (The Beatles) = B; 8/10
[VIDEO]
Judges' votes for elimination:
L.A.: LeRoy Bell
Nicole: Marcus Canty
Paula: Marcus Canty
Simon: LeRoy Bell
2-2, Deadlock!
Reverting to the public vote, LeRoy received the lowest votes between the two, and was thusly eliminated.
2-2, Deadlock!
Reverting to the public vote, LeRoy received the lowest votes between the two, and was thusly eliminated.
First of all, four cheers for those four individual girls within the Farmbot Faux-Quartet being immediately evicted without having to torture us with a final showdown sing-off performance! However, one major complaint: If you're going to send someone home by calling two people in the beginning forward, announcing one is safe and the other polled the lowest votes, do so by pairing this straight man's fantasy foursome with an act that seemed like one of the logical choices to eliminate. Not DREW! (Granted, in retrospect....Well, ya know.) They should've paired them up with Astro, and when Astro was announced as safe, it would've prompted some raging expletives from furious, bigoted Middle Americans. More on this in just a second. But moving along....
Secondly, the final showdown itself contained the first sing-offs worth a damn this season. And leading up to that, I felt it would've been a bigger stunner to string Drew along and then announce her as safe. But instead, they saved Astro for here, which in essence, works just fine. It was interesting that the Bottom 3 were all three black guys though. One has to wonder what Elton John might have to say regarding this situation.
Marcus sounded pretty decent I think, overall. Nothing memorable, but nothing horrible either. But it was LeRoy who emerged, actually embraced the challenge and sung for his life, and came out shining. Regardless of this though, I feel that the right call was made. Sending it to deadlock to allow the people's preference to continue was the way to go. LeRoy had a strong week with these two nights, but Marcus has more chutzpah in this competition. And so, the sexagenarian was properly eliminated this week. Had he stayed, we'd have yet another balladeer on a show that's supposed to be entertaining us week in, week out, but for the most part, fails to do so.
However, I will miss LeRoy, for missing hislipsyncing"singing" cues during the group performances on results night. Awww!
Secondly, the final showdown itself contained the first sing-offs worth a damn this season. And leading up to that, I felt it would've been a bigger stunner to string Drew along and then announce her as safe. But instead, they saved Astro for here, which in essence, works just fine. It was interesting that the Bottom 3 were all three black guys though. One has to wonder what Elton John might have to say regarding this situation.
Marcus sounded pretty decent I think, overall. Nothing memorable, but nothing horrible either. But it was LeRoy who emerged, actually embraced the challenge and sung for his life, and came out shining. Regardless of this though, I feel that the right call was made. Sending it to deadlock to allow the people's preference to continue was the way to go. LeRoy had a strong week with these two nights, but Marcus has more chutzpah in this competition. And so, the sexagenarian was properly eliminated this week. Had he stayed, we'd have yet another balladeer on a show that's supposed to be entertaining us week in, week out, but for the most part, fails to do so.
However, I will miss LeRoy, for missing his
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December 6, 2011 at 7:02 PM
Jesus Christ, James. If I didn't know you better, I'd swear you were trolling with this review. It's so completely backwards...and I just got done watching every single one of these performances myself, so I know what I'm talking about.
Rachel - I don't disagree with you too much, it was slightly better than her usual dreck.
Marcus - Big improvement over last week? Competent vocal performance? It was a HIDEOUS vocal performance. I don't think there was a single note in this performance that was in tune. He was completely flat throughout the first part, and his voice completely cracked on the high notes. Absolutely excruciating...I got a headache after my rewatch. The beginning of his downfall.
Melanie - I care what she sang, because she sang brilliantly. But yeah, that cray-cray moment was very entertaining.
Chris - It was a nightmare. He can't sing at all, and a A- score is an absolute joke pretty much. I thought mashing it up with his audition song made him seem desperate. But nothing surprises me with you and this loser anymore.
Lakoda Rayne - A++ review here.
LeRoy - I absolutely loved it. Yeah, it's an overdone song, but he did it brilliantly, so I don't care. Still livid he was eliminated.
Astro - I don't care, pretty much agree.
Drew - It was hideous.
Josh - I should make a video response to these scores.
Marcus' sing-off was dreadful (did you even rewatch these?), and LeRoy's was magnificent. The decision to deadlock was a stupid, stupid one. LeRoy was getting better each week, and Marcus was getting worse. I'm so over that mediocre Usher wannabe it's not even funny.
Respond to me comment, lassie. :* I hope you _thoroughly_ enjoyed it.